Warning

Any more advertisers trying to post here - FORGET IT - I will report abusive use of the comments system to the admins.

To everyone else, apologies for any unnecessary rubbish posted here in my absence.

And now, I note this being my 100th post, a little stained glass bird will be sent to the nicest comment found here by Sunday, 8pm GMT.

Sorry for shouting, but really, some people .....